Sunday 31 December 2017

December 31

This is it kids - last day of 2017. One year closer to getting rid of Rachel Notley. One year closer to me achieving my goal weight of 220. One year closer to winning the lottery. We decided last night that in lieu of New Years resolutions we are going to eliminate words from our Golden vernacular. This is the current list, but it is still growing:

Rehab - all forms. Alcohol, weight, emotional and sex (we also do think there is such a thing as sex addiction)
Meeting - all forms
Shortcut - this is a highly deceptive word. Darren’s definition of shortcut is an additional 6 hour ride. 
Wagon - unless the wagon is taking us through a drive thru and on to the liquor store. Then we’ll jump on for a short ride.
Skinny - for obvious reasons
Shower - although this is Day 3 and it will soon be a legal requirement 
Sober - for obvious reasons 
Working Hot Tub - sadly the hot tub in Golden has died. I think the spider did it. We are all going to sit in the bathtub this afternoon. Necessity is the mother of invention. We are inventing a new hot tub.
Flu - Jen is currently suffering from some illness that I’m quite sure we are all going to catch after our bath/hot tub this afternoon 
Asian - because we all look Asian today
Cougar - we prefer attractive ladies as our definition, although the lack of showering is putting that definition in jeopardy 
Windchill - possibly the worst word in the English language 
Rent - Darren is toying with the idea of charging us all rent 😳
Pregnant- there is a large, dangerous set of stairs that would address that concern. Coincidentally, those same stairs could address our Darren/rent issue as well
Last call - doesn’t happen in Golden
Diet - doesn’t happen in Golden 
Spider! I never want to hear this word anywhere!

Brian also added some words after his sled ride yesterday:
Avalanche 
Beacon
Side hill
Forearm muscles
Strap-on..... what? What goes on when you boys go on your little excursions?

Tonight we are leaving the safety of the cabin and adventuring in Golden. I have called ahead to warn them.

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