Rehab - all forms. Alcohol, weight, emotional and sex (we also do think there is such a thing as sex addiction)
Meeting - all forms
Shortcut - this is a highly deceptive word. Darren’s definition of shortcut is an additional 6 hour ride.
Wagon - unless the wagon is taking us through a drive thru and on to the liquor store. Then we’ll jump on for a short ride.
Skinny - for obvious reasons
Shower - although this is Day 3 and it will soon be a legal requirement
Sober - for obvious reasons
Working Hot Tub - sadly the hot tub in Golden has died. I think the spider did it. We are all going to sit in the bathtub this afternoon. Necessity is the mother of invention. We are inventing a new hot tub.
Flu - Jen is currently suffering from some illness that I’m quite sure we are all going to catch after our bath/hot tub this afternoon
Asian - because we all look Asian today
Cougar - we prefer attractive ladies as our definition, although the lack of showering is putting that definition in jeopardy
Windchill - possibly the worst word in the English language
Rent - Darren is toying with the idea of charging us all rent 😳
Pregnant- there is a large, dangerous set of stairs that would address that concern. Coincidentally, those same stairs could address our Darren/rent issue as well
Last call - doesn’t happen in Golden
Diet - doesn’t happen in Golden
Spider! I never want to hear this word anywhere!
Brian also added some words after his sled ride yesterday:
Avalanche
Beacon
Side hill
Forearm muscles
Strap-on..... what? What goes on when you boys go on your little excursions?
Tonight we are leaving the safety of the cabin and adventuring in Golden. I have called ahead to warn them.
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