So today – June 20 – the day before summer in the rest of the world – this is what I am dealing with at Strachan – A BLZZARD! Now I take full responsibility for this because I did two things that I know was akin to giving Mother Nature the middle finger ; I took my winter tires off and I put away the snow shovel. I am sorry. I know better.
But this led me to think of other things I never want to hear:
1.
I recently went to the gynecologist for an oil change and
a tire rotation (really it sounds better than what I actually went there for)
but the doctor asked me some questions that flustered me. Of course the obligatory,
“How many drinks do you have in a week?” I, of course, said one a night.
Now I will take some liberty with this question – one glass? One bottle? And
really, if you average out EVERYDAY of my life I think that I am being generous
when I say one drink a day. So I think I have that one covered. She also asked
me, “Has anyone in your family died of cancer?” I said – with confidence – no.
Nope. No one. When I was leaving the clinic I remembered – oh ya – MY DAD!!! MY
DAD DIED OF CANCER!!!! How can I overlook this one little detail? Also
(and finally) the gynecologist would not say the word “vagina”. She is a vagina
doctor and is obviously not comfortable with the word. I think that more people
should be comfortable with the word – I am going to use it 10 times today in a
sentence. If I was a gynecologist I would call myself a Vagina Doctor because
it is MUCH easier to spell than gynecologist (that counts as 1 of my 10).
2.
I never want to hear Ryan turn to me when we are sitting
in the side by side and say, “Do you think we can make it?” Now this question
is always before we have to climb some God-awful hill or cross a nasty looking
muskeg. NO I DON’T THINK WE CAN MAKE IT! TAKE ME HOME. I find as I am getting
older I have a greater level of fear and a growing adversity for being cold,
wet and/or muddy.
3.
I never want to hear, “Justin Trudeau has been reelected
as Canada’s Prime Minister”. I think there is a few hundred thousand that will
agree with me on this one.
4.
I never want to hear Dekker say, “I’m buying a street
bike” . I actually have heard this and then I heard it when he drove it home
and I hear it when he leaves. I actually hear it until he gets to Cow Lake
which is about 15 kms away!!!
5.
Lastly (but not leastly) I never want to hear, “Huntsman
Spider Devours Possum”. Again, I did hear this!! And just like that I am
enjoying our late June snowfall. I am going to get out my snow shovel and
shovel with glee. I will make a snow man, actually she will be a snow woman
because she will have a vagina (2 down 8 to go).