- 4287 kms from Strachan (I know this because this is how far I am from Riggs’s air tag)
- 822 ice cubes made and consumed
- 166 bottles of beer bought at the grocery store (and consumed)
- 60 showers
- 42 eggs consumed for breakfast
- 38 stairs to the roof deck (climbed 6 bloody times a day!)
- 22 kgs of limes
- 22 rolls of toilet paper used (yep, true story)
- 20 loads of laundry completed
- 12 sleeps
- 8 raccoons seen (none by me)
- 6 turtles seen (none by me)
- 5 five gallon litres of water consumed
- 5 barracuda’s. 1 black finned tuna, 2 red snappers, 1 Amberjack caught
- 4 cenotes swam in
- 4 bags of nachos and 3 jars of salsa consumed
- 2 lbs of cheese consumed (1.8 lbs consumed by Darian alone)
- 2 40’s of scotch, 2 40’s of whiskey, 2 26’s of gin, 1 40 of Smirnoff consumed
- 2 broken shot glasses
- roughly $258,874 pesos spent supporting the Mexican economy
- 1 very memorable holiday!
Thanks Darian, Mike, Dekker, Suzie and, of course, Big Daddy, Ryan. Thanks for a wonderful trip!