Jen, Merrily and I are Christmas shopping. And for 1 minute I need to talk about eyelashes. Mother fucking eyelashes. Ladies. DO NOT WEAR EYELASHES THAT LOOK LIKE CATERPILLARS CRAWLED UP ON YOUR EYELIDS AND DIED!! Nah, nah. You are not fooling 1 person to think that those mother fuckers are natural! No one! A alien could land on earth and run into someone with fake eyelashes and even they would think, “Does this person think this looks natural?” When I talk to someone with ridiculous eyelashes I want to gently reach out and hold their hand and say, “What are you going through? Do you want to talk?” I can only explain this phenomenon with a serious concern about the self image of women.
Ladies, you are beautiful. Please do not feel the need to try to be something that no one attains to be. Have confidence to be you. You are enough. Please rip those awful eyelashes off.
